This girl is more easily done than said...
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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