i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
