Sponge bath it is.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
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