why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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