i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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