I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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