Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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