we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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