are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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