Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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