playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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