Whoa Z and x make the same sound
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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