i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You were trust falling into bushes
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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