alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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