Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
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Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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