How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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