just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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