If i come over, it means nothing
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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