Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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