i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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