My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
