Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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