The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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