bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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