My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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