Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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