was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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