i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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