I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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