I want to stick my p in your. b.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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