Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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