Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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