We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Do vagina's smell?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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