She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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