The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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