I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
How many fucks given?
0.12846
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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