someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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