Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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