We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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