i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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