and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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