Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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