can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
smell my finger.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
3 2 1 whiskey
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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