I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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