with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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