you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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Better not shit yourself at the gym.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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