At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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