sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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