i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
are you so shy because you have an std?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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