Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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