She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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