to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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