i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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