I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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