can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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