I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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