just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Vodka?
Forever.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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