Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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