Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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