Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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