So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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