just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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