areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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