you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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